Lost my appetite...

Something tells me lunch will be well-done!

 

If there's "long pig" on the menu, do not order.

 

Lol. Getting old is so much fun!!

 

Its the smoke that gives it that special flavor.

 

Heck...all I get is letters from different places that look like they are hand written(but they are not) wanting to know if I want to sell my house or my other house(that I rent out). It is funny as they always say they will offer me the best price and others say they will pay cash for it. So if you see me fishing in a new truck and boat with lots of bling on, you know they finally got to me....ha ha
I guess its better to get those types of junk mail, than from cremation places.
Heck, you should go just for the lunch and have someone call you right when lunch is over and then you could quickly take off.....ha ha.

 

With all this free time on my hands sometimes I'll sit down and watch MeTV while having lunch. I love the old westerns they are from my childhood. BUT all those adds for creamation and adult diapers and catheters drive me crazy. I'm 66 yrs old now and other than my weight I don't have any real health problems to complain about. No prescription drugs, nada. Maybe in 10 years. Hope not. I like the song that says " if you didn't know when you were born, how old would you feel". Time to go fish. Tight lines to everyone.

 

My least favorite mail was always the constant Spam telling me they could give me a bigger dick. I used to write back and tell them I already had a big dick, he's sitting in his recliner.