The battle of Mathematics and English...

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  1. dilatedppls

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    the battle of Mathematics and English. Let’s see who can get it right.
    Question:
    1 rabbit saw 9 elephants while going to the river. Every elephant saw 3 monkeys going to the river. Each monkey had 1 tortoise in each hand.
    How many animals were going to the river?

    lets see how many of the right wing radicals use only 10% of their brain...
     
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    dont be a kook and use google either..
     
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    Lets see.......
    One Rabbit was going to the river...thats (1)Rabbit
    Every elephant and there was 9 of them saw 3 monkeys going to the river ...thats (27 monkeys)
    Every Monkey had a tortoise so that is (27 Tortoises)

    Is 55 animals going to the river the correct answer??....

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    and if I am wrong(I have been drinking rum and cokes) then I was not supposed to answer the question anyway because it was directed to right wing radicals.... :)
     
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    only bo knows the answer
     
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    HAHAHHA too funny cheers!

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    i wanna hear the trumpers answers...
     
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    (I will post a cumulative total....) 1 rabbit saw 9 elephants (1+9=10) while going to the river. Every elephant saw 3 monkeys (10+3=13) going to the river. Each monkey had 1 tortoise in each hand. (3 monkeys x 2 hands=6 tortoises...so 13+6=19)
    How many animals were going to the river?
    19.
    Unless you count a monkey's feet as hands. Opposable thumb and all.
    Or some of the monkeys had only one hand, because of the crocodiles had snapped off an arm the last time the dumbass monkey went near the river with a tortoise in its hand.
     
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    wrong
     
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    I watched bo's vid...he says...1 Rabbit + 3 Monkeys + 6 Tortoises = 10 animals are going to the river.
     
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    wrong
     
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    its 10...just ask bo
     
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    WRONG
     
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    I remember this from childhood, so it's child-play.
    Answer:
    To get on the other side!!!
     
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    I'm w/ Larry, 4
     
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    explain why its 4?
     
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